CANTORE
Refusing to let the weather report cancel a Workout.
CARRIER PIGEON
Delivering a Weinke to a Workout without Posting for it.
CARROTS
Incentives that reward Virtuous behavior.
Carsack
When a PAX wakes up, dressed and walks out to the car to post...but is blocked in by visiting family
Credited To: Liverpool and One Direction
Additional Notes:
Courtesy of the MIL’s narrow driveway
CARTERICO
A large area of land situated between military bases that the feds use to protect us (Cherry Point/Camp Lejeune) and a beautiful seashore that the feds stole from us (Cape Lookout). It includes such towns as Beaufort, Morehead City, Atlantic Beach and essentially stretches from Cedar Island to Cedar Point. Carterico is clannish. Foreigners are known as dit-dots and dingbatters. Carterico is proud of its lack of progress and generally skeptical of any idea that originates “West-a-Raleigh” (including F3). (West-a-Raleigh is an acceptable identifier for any Carterican and is used to define the entire rest of the United States). The same spirit that once led Cartericans to jump in row boats in January and kill whales with their bare hands can now be found in the gloom in Rotary Park.
CAT KICKER
A man’s last screw-up before he hits his bottom.
CAT NAP
When you push a workout so hard that a member of the pax doesn't merlot, but instead has to lay down for the rest of the workout.
CBD
Short for Class-B Dependent.
CF
Short for Charlie Foxtrot.
CHAMPAGNE MILLENNIAL:
A millennial born prior to 1985.
CHAOS
Uncontrollable circumstance.
CHARLIE FOXTROT
A snarled mess of conflict caused by failure to PD. Abbr: CF.
CHASER
The second fastest group at a Workout or CSAUP.
CHIPPENDALE
Posting shirtless to a Workout.
CIRCLE OF TRUST
The terminating stage of each Workout, wherein the PAX form a circle and conduct Counterama, Namerama, Announcearama and the Ball Of Man. A Core Principle of F3Nation. Abbr
Additional Notes:
http://f3nation.com/about-us/||About F3
CIRCUMSACK
Missing a Workout due to circumstances outside of one’s control.
CLASS-B DEPENDENT
The woman a man loves and should marry, but is procrastinating into losing for good to a HIM willing to exude Commitment. Abbr: CBD
CLOWN CAR
Three or more PAX riding together to a Workout, typically outside of their usual AO. Often done in a Yaris for comic relief.
CLUB
A loose combination of people seeking companionship.
Clusterfreeze
Name for a beatdown in which the number of PAX posting exceeds the degrees Fahrenheit.
Credited To: La Gordita