Aye Brothers,

OBT and The LK are letting me lead this Saturday. Aye.

Our Uptown Adventure continues with week two at the Jungle this Saturday. We emerge from the Gloom at the Naked Lady Statue (that’s Trade and Tryon for you #SadClowns that don’t look up when you shuffle from your cubicle to your parking spot) at 0650 and rip it up urban style until 0800.

Here’s a video snatch of last week taken from the Moby Helmet Cam before the Irish Gambler issued a security guard cease and desist order.

Every Q has his own favorite parking garage so don’t fall in love with The Lizard King’s choice last week.

NOTE:  the whole point of this is to enliven our Uptown HATE-HATE’s, so start EHing. Just tell them to scrub down the AXE-A before they post–the stuff hurts my eyes worse than a picture of Nancy Pelosi. Aye.